Photo roast
Get roasted. Then get better.
One blunt line about your photo, funny but not mean. Then a score out of 10 and three fixes, judged for social. We roast the photo, not your face.
- $1 for 3 analyses
- No signup
- Share card included
- TikTok
- YouTube
Your photo goes straight to our AI provider for scoring. How the score works
Photo roast
3 analyses for $1
Pay once, come straight back here and upload. No account, no subscription.
Fix my score
Your face is fine. The hallway has to go.
In this example the selfie scored 5.8. The face did fine. The hallway didn’t.
Background and lighting scored lowest: 3.9 and 4.6.
Both belong to the hallway, not to him. Every photo in a pack gets studio light and a clean backdrop. Your face stays yours.
Creative Portraits pack
Editorial, Artistic, Urban Street and more. Included with every plan.
- Pay once
- Credits never expire
- 7-day refund
Share your score
Post it. Dare your friends. Then beat it.
Every result comes with a story-sized score card in three styles: paper, ink, or one without your photo. Save it or share it straight from your phone.
Score my photoPick your check
Ten checks. One honest score.
Each check asks a different question and tunes the tips. Underneath it’s the same four sub-scores, and your 3 analyses work on all of them.
For work
For dating
How the score works
Four things we score. Three aren’t about you at all.
What we look at
Face & expression
Sharp focus, eye contact and how relaxed you look. A different moment changes it.
Lighting
Where the light comes from and how soft it is. Overhead bulbs and harsh flash lose points.
Background
What’s behind you and whether it competes. Clutter, doors and bathroom mirrors lose points.
Composition & framing
Crop, camera height and angle. Eye level with a little headroom wins.
A second opinion, not a verdict
The score comes from an AI vision model reading one photo against a photographer’s checklist. It’s good at spotting flat light or a busy background. It can’t tell you how you look on a good day, and the same photo can land a few tenths apart on a second run.
Your photo uploads straight to our AI provider for scoring and isn’t saved to a PhotoGuru account.
Fix the light and the number moves.
How we handle your photosFair questions.
Still unsure? That’s normal. Here’s the honest version.
$1 for 3 analyses, paid once through Stripe. There’s no free version and no subscription, and you don’t need an account. Your analyses are saved in this browser, so score your photos on the device you paid on. They work on all ten checks.
It’s aimed at the photo. Three of the four sub-scores are light, background and framing. The fourth looks at your expression: focus, eye contact, how relaxed you look. Dating checks also weigh how approachable and confident the photo comes across. It’s one AI model’s opinion of one photo, so treat it as a second opinion, not a verdict on you.
It uploads straight to our AI provider for scoring and isn’t saved to a PhotoGuru account. The provider’s own retention policy applies. A share card is only made when you ask for one, on your device, and you can pick a style without your photo.
The model reads each photo fresh, so the same photo can land a few tenths apart. Look at the sub-scores and the fixes rather than the decimal.
Usually the lowest scores are light and background, and that’s what our photo packs change. Upload a few selfies and get studio photos in minutes: 10 for $9.99, paid once, with a refund within 7 days if they aren’t usable.
Know your score. Then beat it.
If the light or the backdrop lets you down, a photo pack fixes it in minutes, from the selfies you already have.
See photo plans- Pay once
- Photos in minutes
- 7-day refund